Monday, November 15, 2010

A little about us

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to learn more about Big Dumb Suckers.  Below you will find information regarding myself and my company.

I live in Richmond, VA, and Big Dumb Suckers was started straight out of my home kitchen about as "local" a business as you can get.  Recently, as demand has increased, I have moved to a location that provides the means for increased production.  For the past twenty years, I have worked in the food and beverage industry but have always dreamed of coming up with that one good idea that would allow me to strike out on my own. Take those two “ingredients”, add a little crude humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm, and you have Big Dumb Suckers. 

Now, some may consider Big Dumb Suckers to be a novelty candy company, which is fine.  But if you ask me, I prefer to say that it’s a custom candy company, willing to take special orders and to meet any challenge in order to fulfill the clients’ needs.  

I am certainly open to filling custom orders and special requests if it is possible.  I hope to have at least piqued your curiosity and look forward to further discussing this exciting business opportunity with you.

Thank you.

Friday, November 12, 2010

How to call someone a Cock Sucker tastefully

The Cock Sucker is our first candy offering which we went with because it’s a nice word play and we all know one or more of these people.  In fact, we may have been one ourselves from time to time but no one ever told us. Well, now here is the chance to do it “tastefully”. 

My plan is to launch an interactive Web site that allows customers to choose the sucker and packaging (standard to premium) they want and have it shipped to the unsuspecting recipient.  Here are the initial 5 Cock Suckers:
·      The Dirty Cock Sucker: Orange/Ginger and Brown sugar
·      One Good Cock Sucker: Orange, Ginger extract
·      The Pretentious Cock Sucker: Red Wine
·      The Rich Cock Sucker: Tirimisou and Gold Flakes
·      The Redneck Cock Sucker: Bourbon and BBQ sauce

If you would like to be one of the first to call someone a Cock Sucker email me at:

Made locally in Richmond, Virginia.