How to call someone a Cock Sucker tastefully

The Cock Sucker is our first candy offering which we went with because it’s a nice word play and we all know one or more of these people.  In fact, we may have been one ourselves from time to time but no one ever told us. Well, now here is the chance to do it “tastefully”. 

My plan is to launch an interactive Web site that allows customers to choose the sucker and packaging (standard to premium) they want and have it shipped to the unsuspecting recipient.  Here are the initial 5 Cock Suckers:

·      The Dirty Cock Sucker: Orange/Ginger and Brown sugar

·      One Good Cock Sucker: Orange, Ginger extract

·      The Pretentious Cock Sucker: Red Wine

·      The Rich Cock Sucker: Tirimisou and Gold Flakes

·      The Redneck Cock Sucker: Bourbon and BBQ sauce

If you would like to be one of the first to call someone a Cock Sucker email me at: bigdumbsuckers@gmail.com

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